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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Wed Oct 28, 2015 8:29 am

Just listened to naughty boys new song on radio and couldn't resist singing along in a Sandro gadgets accent to the running running running bit!
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Post by Hedley Irwin » Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:38 pm

Lou wrote:Just listened to naughty boys new song on radio and couldn't resist singing along in a Sandro gadgets accent to the running running running bit!
Is that Inspector Gadget's brother?
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:51 pm

Musta bin Elbowed wrote:Car journey over the weekend and all the joys of changing a flat tyre on the M27 :( Deed done, the missus went to pull out of the hard shoulder while still in first ( :roll: ) - I shouted "Woah, not yet. Wait til your speed is up or we'll have one of them big juggernauts up wor arse!"
Did ya get in the fast lane?
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Thu Oct 29, 2015 1:50 pm

Hedley Irwin wrote:
Lou wrote:Just listened to naughty boys new song on radio and couldn't resist singing along in a Sandro gadgets accent to the running running running bit!
Is that Inspector Gadget's brother?
Bollocks Hedley!
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Thu Nov 12, 2015 9:55 pm

Aufed a colleague today. I told him some work-based anecdote from years ago and he said "When was that?" I replied "I dunno, I'm not a memory man is I?"

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Fri Nov 13, 2015 12:34 pm

I did a Barry this morning, "it's bitter out ya naw"
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Hallwood » Fri Nov 27, 2015 1:50 am

I Aufed my boss the other day. He was telling me to do my job quickly and accurately. I said to him "I don't know any other way ".

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Fri Nov 27, 2015 6:51 pm

Upset the missus last neet. She's watching Coronation Street and there is a bloke washing his windows. Another bloke comes along who has a bleeding leg. Window washer says, "... get that looked at, it may go sceptic." I laughed ! :lol: She didnt ! :(
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Post by Lou » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:18 am

Tracy wrote:Upset the missus last neet. She's watching Coronation Street and there is a bloke washing his windows. Another bloke comes along who has a bleeding leg. Window washer says, "... get that looked at, it may go sceptic." I laughed ! :lol: She didnt ! :(
Did he say "oh shit, I'm bleeding"
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:55 am

Got a great one in yesterday. I had to message a seller on eBay when I never received my order.
She apologised and said there must have been a misunderstanding .
I replied with "it must be some sort of administrative cock up"
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:28 pm

This one was a tap-in and was literally handed me on a plate but obviously I still did it. My godmother texted me yesterday to say she was in Amsterdam. I asked how long they were there for and she replied "One night, then Bruges tomorrow."

Obviously I responded with Mr Taylor's inimitable words of wisdom about the beautiful place....

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Mick in Oz » Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:22 pm

I rarely have to go more than 24hrs without an opportunity to call someone a "Duck Egg". Even the kids say it from time to time. Whenever anyone from the house is going out I usually give a "Have a nice time" in pure Oz style. Keeps me amused if nobody else!
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Breaking Away » Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:14 am

Wor lass aufed me today. Nothing in the howse for lunch so we just had toast.
Jam or marmite? she asked
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Mon Jan 18, 2016 6:35 pm

Breaking Away wrote:Wor lass aufed me today. Nothing in the howse for lunch so we just had toast.
Jam or marmite? she asked
:lol: "Its started !" OP DL :P>
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