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Desert Island Pet

Post by Hedley Irwin » Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:55 pm

Similar format to Desert Island Discs. You can select 8 excerpts from AWP shows to keep you entertained while you are stranded on a desert island. Which will you choose?

I'll probably change my mind in a day or two, but for now I'm going to go for (in no particular order):

1. Oz and Rod's chat in S2, specifically the shot of them walking across the waste ground with the shipyard cranes in the background. Although I was brought up on the Wear rather than the Tyne, this shot more than any other reminds me of the North East that I grew up in. Home.

2. Vicki stretching those long legs out on the settee in the villa. Well, a stranded man has to have something to lust after

3. The lads reaction to discovering Nev working as an Indian waiter

4. "Would you like to come back to our hut?" No explanation necessary

5. The "Call me Tiger" video

6. Den and Chrissie dancing, when the lads hold up their scores "Shite"

7. Aga-bloody-doo

8. Barry spending too long under the sunbed, and the Lads reaction to seeing him.
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Re: Desert Island Pet

Post by Tracy » Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:16 pm

1. Barry's dream talk to Oz and Moxey, "They use real human beings. Or students !"

2. Dennis confronts Ally, "... take apart everything weve built for ya, and then take you apart !" "Oh Dennis, a bloke like you could have a job with me for life !"

3. Wayne introduces himself to Carol and its Oz 1 Pringle's window 0.

4. Lads find Nev in the Curry Hoose. "Oh Doctor Im in trouble, well goodness gracious me !"

5.Christa in the hut, "Ya, show me." "He bite me he bite me !!!"

6. Douglas, "So, this is what goes on when Im on the backshift ?..."

7. Spanish Old Bill find Oz with Vicki. "Stick somit on, cant answer the door like that man !" "Where is Senior Fraser ?" Then Oz wins the jackpot, "Get that doon ya Pepe !"

8. Oz sings in that booza a Harry's. "That boys wasted laying bricks !"
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Re: Desert Island Pet

Post by AlreetPal » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:07 pm

1. Oz singing 'My baby takes the morning train.'

2. Barry entering the hut after being sunburn,

3. Oz and Barry in cafe after poaching.

4. Oz jumping in the pool at the swimming baths.

5. Barry and Wayne chasing the air stewardesses on Barry's motorbike.

6. The lads finding Nev working in the curry house. New lamps for old.

7. Lads realising Tiger is in Kenny's movie at the manor.

8. Barry on the running machine and Bomb lifting the weights with one hand after Ally has struggled with both arms.
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Re: Desert Island Pet

Post by Adolf » Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:55 pm

1. Back, yer'll have to gan back.

2. Johnny Giles, Leeds and Eire

3. Grainger's secretary straddling Oz with the football shirt on.

4. Similarly, the flirting between the Admin type & Oz in the Special leading to him getting a shrapnelled jacksie.

5. The scenes in the Indian restaurant

6. You touch him, you'll get that!

7. I've been down the Vic.

8. Does the thought of getting your kneecaps shattered give you a great big bonk on?

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Re: Desert Island Pet

Post by markbaker23 » Sat Apr 27, 2013 3:43 pm

1.what is he a blimmer?
2.dagmar swimming
3.thornley manor fight
3.oz singing
4.wayne dennis nightcap
5.barry tap dancing
6.rod and oz before he goes milan
7.tiger video
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Re: Desert Island Pet

Post by Hedley Irwin » Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:49 pm

markbaker23 wrote:1.what is he a blimmer?
2.dagmar swimming
3.thornley manor fight
3.oz singing
4.wayne dennis nightcap
5.barry tap dancing
6.rod and oz before he goes milan
7.tiger video
8.bombers letter
Now now son. You've already had one number 3. You cant have another
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Re: Desert Island Pet

Post by markbaker23 » Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:54 am

haha didnt even notice that
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Re: Desert Island Pet

Post by Tracy » Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:48 am

Adaway and Bollocks !!!
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