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by carl01
Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:00 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Squid brain!
Replies: 25
Views: 7623

Squid brain!

Any more Aufpet insults?
by carl01
Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:22 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet
Replies: 678
Views: 153846

Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

One's whole life will fit comfortably into a biscuit tin.
by carl01
Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:04 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet
Replies: 678
Views: 153846

Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

'Ten Green Bottles' is just what beered-up brickies are likely to sing.

Fishing is just going pull, snap, pull, snap.

If a German nurse clocks you as a stubborn old man, you're unlikely to last the night.
by carl01
Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:15 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet
Replies: 678
Views: 153846

Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Hairdryers are ideal for heating sausages.
by carl01
Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:23 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet
Replies: 678
Views: 153846

Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

An average night out in Düsseldorf involves downing little glasses of an innocuous pear-like beverage while jigging around to an Abba covers band, then encountering a woman called Lotte of such devasting attractiveness that you tattoo her name across your arm before she leaves you on a station bench...
by carl01
Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:23 am
Forum: Favourite Episode
Topic: If I Were A Carpenter Episode Dissection
Replies: 69
Views: 57210

Re: If I Were A Carpenter Episode Dissection

Here's my two penn'orth on episode one: what puzzles me is how the Geordie lads got from the motorway to the site? One minute they're stranded on the hard shoulder, the next they're getting off a tram, but what happened in between? Did they hitchhike, or hike across the fields (hence Nev's wellies)?...
by carl01
Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:08 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: AufPet in everyday life
Replies: 13
Views: 5268

Re: AufPet in everyday life

They've got crisps ... Scotch eggs ...

There's no getting away from the dialogue is there?
by carl01
Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:05 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Do the words still have to rhyme ?
Replies: 106
Views: 27782

Re: Do the words still have to rhyme ?

Ping pong Pippa
by carl01
Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:37 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: AufPet in everyday life
Replies: 13
Views: 5268

Re: AufPet in everyday life

They've only got to ask me my date of birth and I'll confess the lot!
by carl01
Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:43 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: AufPet in everyday life
Replies: 13
Views: 5268

Re: AufPet in everyday life

It's definitely not just me then! Hadn't noticed the other thread on this topic, sorry. Great story about McDonalds, genius! Just goes to show that there's a line for any situation. I'll be catching a plane soon and I just know that when I'm queueing at passport control, I'll be thinking, "His pulse...
by carl01
Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:24 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: AufPet in everyday life
Replies: 13
Views: 5268

AufPet in everyday life

Hello folks, I may be in a minority of one here, but just wondered if anyone else finds random quotes from AufPet popping into their head from day to day? To give a few examples, the other week I picked up a tab in a restaurant. As the cashier was beeping away I heard myself say, without thinking ab...
by carl01
Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:10 pm
Forum: Guten Tag!
Topic: Howay bonnie lads!
Replies: 7
Views: 3696

Re: Howay bonnie lads!

Thanks all, glad to see the series has finally got the site it deserves.

Plenty to digest, but by the end of it I'll be the Prince of Trivia!
by carl01
Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:02 am
Forum: Guten Tag!
Topic: Howay bonnie lads!
Replies: 7
Views: 3696

Re: Howay bonnie lads!

Why aye, wall-to-wall crumpet ... I'd better get in there quick!
by carl01
Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:02 am
Forum: Guten Tag!
Topic: Howay bonnie lads!
Replies: 7
Views: 3696

Howay bonnie lads!

(And lasses)

Couple of long-standing AufPet fans checking in from Cyprus.

Have loved the series since episode one, every time we watch it again we seem to notice new things. So much of it crops up in everyday situations - all of human life is there!